Things I've Learned #200085 : And Everything Nice

if Girls are made of sugar & spice,
and Boys are made of snails & puppy dog tails,
then Adults are made of hypocrisy & autocracy.

(pure and simple.)


But what am I to grow up and become?

Things I've Learned #200084

At times taking a "stab in the dark" isn't such a good idea,
because somehow I usually end up stabbing myself
and accomplishing nothing.